Math jokes with answers.... ;D
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Math jokes with answers.... ;D
Ranin.Ksb Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:07 pm
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!
Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"
A: Nice belt!
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!
Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"
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Re: Math jokes with answers.... ;D
duaa (dodopuma) Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:46 pm
there really nice and funny thx 
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Re: Math jokes with answers.... ;D
maha dahnoun Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:43 pm
me tooFetoon Dahnon wrote:hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
very nice
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